Ragistades läbi elu

Selline olukord:

Mul on selg/kael/käed või mõni muu kehaosa kange ja ebameeldiv ning ma sirutan ennast, et ennast paremini tunda. Selle kõrvalproduktina väljub kõikidest ühenduslülidest päris korralik ragin.

Ja peaaegu alati on sellel ajal läheduses mõni idikas kes ütleb midagi stiilis "Uhh, vastik ära tee nii!"

Nagu mida vittu, ah, ausalt?

Ragisemine on mul eluaeg kaasas olnud ja noh mis ma teha saan. Ma ei tee raginat eesmärgiga kellelegi pinda käia vaid sirutan ennast, et ma tunneks ennast paremini. Kas ma käin teiste inimeste juures kommenteerimas, et "ära ennast siruta see on vastik" kui neil on seda vaja teha? Ei.


Kas inimiene tõesti on nii loll, et mõtleb, et ma teen seda spetsiaalselt tema piinamiseks?

Või arvab ta tõesti naiivselt, et kogu maailm peaks käima nii nagu tema tahab, kaasa arvatud minu keha raginad?

Ja siis leidub veel neid, kes tulevad rääkima, kuidas tänu ragistamisele mul vanas eas kõik kohad rohkem valutama peaksid. Eino need võivad ikka eriti vittu käia, kes seda räägivad! Ma ei saa sinna midagi parata, et ragiseb ja siis veel ennustatakse, et oioi sul läheb selle pärast tulevikus halvasti.


Üldiselt see lollakas käitumine mind väga ei häri aga fakk vahel ajab ikka kopsu üle maksa ... nagu mismõttes ahh. Ja ei usu, et tegemist on miski ürgrefleksiga et see inimst häirib ja et ta peab sellele reageerima.

Urrrrr

Veidi Ennustust

Kuna aasta algul on ikka tarvilik ennustada ja seesamune teguviis mul veel tegemata on, siis täidab selle lünga kohe ära. Kaarte mul käepärast pole, tina mida valada kah mitte, kohvipaks on kõik kohvimasina sees ... ainus mis on arvuti ja nodi selle sees.

Võtab siis aga kõik 12 kuud ette ning proovib igale oma loo leida läbi playlisti shuffle meetodi.
Ja salvestatud pullidele piltidele teeme pimesivalikut nii et lõpux on iga kuu kohta 1 pilt ja 1 lugu, mis jätab oluliselt rohkem tõlgendamise ruumi kui muidu.

Siin on siis tulemused:

Jaanuar: Lu:k - La:v

Veebruar: Die Krupps - Paradise of Sin

Märts: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Opening

Aprill: Pendulum - Crush

Mai: Sambomaster - Kimi wo Mamotte Kimi wo Aishite (Bleach soundtrack)

Juuni: Vaiko Eplik -Ajakaja

Juuli: Natasha Bedingfield -Pocketful Of Sunshine

August: Raadio Maania - Igavest elu lõppevas öös

September: Lacuna Coil - Angel's Punishment

Oktoober: Right Side Fred - Deeply Dippy

November: Metric - Hustle Rose

Detsember: Metric - Breathing Underwater

Kokkuvõte: Jah mul on ikka parajat jura arvutis. Seda nii piltide kui muusika näol. Aga aasta tuleb nagu aasta ikka tuleb.

Mida see peaks näitama..

.. , et järjepidevalt jõutakse minu blogisse otsingusõnadega "ürgmees" ja "seksuaalne frustratsioon"

Stupid questions

Since the Christmas time I have been really annoyed by the stupid questions people tend to ask.
For example you are shopping in a supermarket and pump into a friend there, and he/she asks "Oh, what are you doing here?" Really? What do you think I'm doing? Playing chess with flamingos, that's what.

Or when someone is at your place and asks "Why is this thing in there?"
Well, if you are at my place then the logic says that it is in there because I put it there.
It is impossible for me not to be sarcastic in these situations and answer something totally ridiculous, like "Well, the spiders came in and met the superman who was turned into spider man and then they all played hopscotch, and .. well then they put it in there" 

And the classical stupid question "Do you smoke?"
Do you see me smoking at the moment, well then I do.
If you don't see me smoking at the moment then I am sot smoking at the moment.
For some reason people want to know for sure the box where to put you in, are you a smoker or a non-smoker and the "I smoke when I want to smoke... and it might be right now ..or also it might be never" is not sufficient enough. 

Oh sweet irony that the expression "rational thinking" was coined by humans.

Cheers!

Calling Names

 So after taking the birth..

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When the mother is giving a birth, the baby must be taking it. Right? 

It almost sounds like taking a bath “I couldn't answer the phone, I was taking a birth”. 

So After taking the birth we are named.  Because you must have a name. You can not be called a Shrimp, or a Thing or the Poop-machine forever.

We have three kinds of names in Estonia. First we have the names that mean something  and this is where our creativity and hippie-ness comes out.   

Here are some names with vague translation:

 „Kalju“, that means „ a Cliff“
„Õie“ that is something like „Blossom“
„Tuuli“ that is something like „Winds“

„Tormi“-  something like a storm
„Koit ja Eha“ that is the Dawn and the Dusk
„Heli“ – a sound
„Ebe“ – a very very small piece of something that you can barely see
„Laine“ – a wave
„Välek“ – someone on speed
„Hiie“ – our old sacred place. And if you didn't know  our sacred places are something similar to the Stonehenge, but way smaller – we only have one small stone there. But at least we have many places like that.

And the best names are the combinations of these names:

„Välek Vibulane“ – bowman on speed
„Heli Laine“ – a sound wave

And my favorite „Aita Leida Kuusepuu“ that means  something  like 'Help me find a Christmas tree“.

And that is just a small selection of names with meanings.

And imagine if they all were in the same room at the same time and you had to introduce them

„Yes, this guy there ... is bowman on speed of a sound wave... yes.. they have been together for some time now .... (whispering) previously they had some drug problems....  and there is storm and wind together.... and dawn and the dusk.. and the big one there is cliff.. standing there alone like (giggling) forever....and  the small Stonehenge will help you to find a Christmas tree ... and let me introduce you to the very small piece of something..“

People will think you are on acid or something

And next to the names like that we have the „just names“. You know, the names that have no meaning what so ever. The names that were invented by someone mad: 

„Lets put this letter and this letter an that letter .... and this letter... and eeni miini maini moo that letter ....and voila we have a name!"

And the Igorr comes in „ Yess masster, but what does it mean?“

„Nothing! It means nothing at all! This here is just a name!“ Evil laugh muhahaa!

But there is also a third generation of names. 

Yes there is!

The ones that sound and look just so utterly stupid that they just must have a meaning.... somewhere in a different galaxy.

And when you are lucky enough to have parents that hate you, you will spend the first 10 years of your life learning how to correctly pronounce and write your own fucking name - what a great way to spend your time.

And that's all I wanted to share with you today  about the names we have in this god forsaken cold and wet place called Estonia. Well there is nothing else to do with this weather then just sit at home and think about names, traditions and big questions like : "What do raisins eat?"
 

Cheers!