Beeing

Have you noticed that the vibrators have this certain Bzzzzzz noise with them.
It's almost like there is a Bee stuck inside.

So I'm sure that in a different dimension the first vibrators were created by bee keepers. They just stuck a bunch of bees into a tube and thats it.

They called it Bee (both noun and verb) and it was a buzzing sensation.

The Beatles sung the popular "Let it Beee, Let it Beee.."

Teachers asked "Who you wanna Bee when you grow up?"

and you were constantly reminded to"Just Bee yourself - it's all that matters"

Hamlet was all about "Bee or not to Bee, that is the question"



Cris Young-s song "The Man I want to beeee..." suddenly sounds terribly gay, doesn't it.


But the expression "Honey I'm home" just started to make more sense.

Cheers from my sick and twisted mind :)

Chris Young - The Man I Want To Be

Chris Young - The Man I Want To Be

When young, I once wrote "beeing" in a test in English class. The teacher not only marked it as a mistake but draw a bee with red pen next to it. Thank you, I will remember it for life =)